“It’s harder to fake being busy than it is to actually be busy.
I got in at 10:30 got hungry at 11:30 and went to lunch, then I went up to the printing department. Now it’s like almost 3 and I’m just about to start working.
I was talking to the guys in the printing department, and this guy says, ‘What time did you get in today?
I said, ‘Around 10:30.’
This new guy looks up a little shocked. The other guy says, ‘It looked more like you staggered in at 10:30’
Ha ha ha ha
I’m like – ‘I’m still hung over’
The new guys says – ‘Is it your last day?”
I was like – ‘Yeah. I’m not usually that irresponsible. I just didn’t feel like waking up at 5:30 this morning. What are they going to do – fire me?!?’
Ha ha ha!